I don't like mustard...

...yet I just bought a sandwich which contained almost nothing else. Am I stupid? Yes, yes I am. It's not my fault though, it's a fucking disease (no, not an STD).

I have this serious problem called Lunchtime Pity. If a place makes terrible food, or has shitty staff, I feel bad for it.  So I eat a lot of terrible sandwiches, and get served by a lot of crappy people.

I love sandwiches though, so I couldn't be fucking with myself (no, not masturbating) in a worse way. I just want some bready deliciousness motherfuckers. Why can't I have it? Why can't a delicious place hire terrible staff? WHY? I blame the government.